New Lady Gaga Jokes

New Lady Gaga Jokes

lady gaga funnyYou all know weirdo , fashion whore Lady Gaga , lets crack up some new lady gaga jokes .  All these jokes are ruthless toward singer lady gaga and biggest joke is lady gaga herself who always try to show the world how weird she is and how stupid she can act to gain media attention . So without any further here are some jokes for fashion whore/ fame whore lady gaga.

Lady Gaga’s code decoded,
Little monster = Her little penis
Monster ball = Her testicle

Yo , Gaga , I’m Happy for you , I’mma let you finish , but you are the weirdest person i have seen after Micheal Jackson.

Q:: How to get the attention of Lady Gaga ?
A:: Poke Her Face

Lady GaGa must have a stuttering problem..Ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,Papa-Paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone…

Q::Why did Lady Gaga win so many awards?
A:: Because she’s eligible for the male and female categories.

Q:: How do you entertain Lady Gaga?
A:: …. Just Dance

Lady GaGa Showed Philadelphia Her Vagina to make them know that her sex transplant was successful .

Q: Where does Lady Gaga keep her cloth ?
A: In refrigerator .

Q:What hurts more – period pain or a kick in the balls?
A:Lets ask Lady Gaga! :/

Q:what does lady gaga call hitler?
A:papa nazi

Justin Bieber is asking for balls with Lady Gaga.

Q:: Whats that little monster lady Gaga is talking of ?
A:: oh .. she is talking of her penis

Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts and blonde wig ,
primary suspect is Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga showed up to the VMAs wearing a dress made of real meat. Chefs near there almost cooked her for dinner.

I am not a man, Lady GaGa angrily told the press today . I don’t know how those rumors got started in the first place ? I do not have a penis and testicles . I had those things cut-off years ago !

There is a rumor that Lady GaGa dressed as a man for an upcoming photo layout in a Japanese magazine. I believe the rumor is true. GaGa certainly has the balls to do it.

Q:: Why lady Gaga is sad ?
A:: Because she had bad romance

God created Justin Bieber with no balls and Lady Gaga with 2 extra balls.

Lady Gaga claims to be celibate , she have both penis and vagina so she can fuck with herself and reproduce why marry .

During her late days , lady gaga used to be stripper, a male stripper.

Lady Gaga admitted that she does cocaine. Not really surprising news. What is surprising? She snorts it off her penis.

The next album of Lady Gaga is “The Fame Whore” .

Lady Gaga doesn’t have penis nor balls , she have removed it years ago.

Lady Gaga is encouraging her fans to be celibate. Not fair, not all of us can reproduce asexually like you .

Lady gaga is wearing meat dress so that she can fatten up.

Q:: Why did chicken cross the road ?
A:: Because lady gaga scared the shit out of the chicken.

Q:: Why did cow crossed the road ?
A:: cause it doesn’t want to be cloth for lady gaga.

Kanye West should have interrupted Lady Gaga’s speech and put us away from misery .

Lady Gaga will be wearing the cloth made off of leaves , because she have turned to vegetarian.

What that smelling like shit ? It’s lady gaga’s cloth she haven’t changed her meat cloth since 5 days.

what do you do if you see lady gaga? poke her face!!!

why did lady gaga go out with justin b? because it was the only person that would go out with her!!!

In a recent interview Lady Gaga said she is born this way , i.e with penis and vagina.

Lady Gaga in Wonder Land

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z0byF3jSwTE/TQjGjj2TrqI/AAAAAAAAAIU/TEOLIFY-uaw/s1600/mmggtongue.jpg
IS LADY GAGA AND MARILYN MANSON THE SAME PERSON ??

Need some more ?  You can browse humor section or read Justin Bieber jokes.

You might be interested in Kim Jong Un jokes as well.

Pritush

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.B.
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.B.

:) LOL.

Woo_99
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Woo_99

that bitch is really funny , weirdo .. Nice jokes.

Chloecoutts
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Chloecoutts

D- lady gaga whats your real name
A- justin bieber got a problem with that
C- what the heck yes i have you ugly twat

Sandip Khoteja
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Sandip Khoteja

man u r genious.we want more jokes of ladygaga

Bee-Pad
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Bee-Pad

She is the weirdest bitch i have ever seen after micheal jackson

riku
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riku

dude what is wrong with u mj is the best singer ever so shut up k?

MJJ<3
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MJJ<3

amen

Mrs. Jackson
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Mrs. Jackson

FUCK YOUR MAMA ASS HOLE!! MKEY IS A SEXY BEAST!!

Bree Weisinger
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Bree Weisinger

To bad micheal Jackson isn’t a weirdo k thanks.!!

tayler Rust
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tayler Rust

you all suck but i love balls

Davin
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Davin

these jjokes suck))))))))))))))):::::::::::::::::::

Kittycatmuffinbell
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Kittycatmuffinbell

u suck dip shit,

Monique
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Monique

i think justin bieber is very cute!!!! why is he very cute?? because he is a singer?? so why do you like him?? well he is very popular?? what makes you like him?? i just told you… i he is very popular.

Jenna Warinski
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Jenna Warinski

lady gaga is popular to. more popular then justin Bieber! I love gaga <3

123
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123

who…………………asked u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davejohnson
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davejohnson

lol. . . u love gaga ??? I would love her too, if she was a women :) 

vivian
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vivian

these suck. they’re not even funny.

123
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123

u want something funny look at ur self in the mirror

Yukari Peerless
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Yukari Peerless

Who makes Lady Gaga angry? Papa-paparazzi

Mphomagati
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Mphomagati

bring more guys this so cool,wow!!!!!

:)
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:)

Lady Gaga likes her steak raw raw raw raw raw………….

Fourteensbchick
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Fourteensbchick

how to make gaga cry poke her face

Micheal
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Micheal

i told these to my friends and they thot i ws crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

you
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you

MY FAVORITE: A Jewish Horse Walks Into A Bar And The Bartender Says “Sorry, We Dont Serve Your Kind Here Lady Gaga.”

Seeya
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Seeya

haha

Jenna Warinski
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Jenna Warinski

bad jokes!!

Josh Paya
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Josh Paya

stupid whore^

Jjkez123
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Jjkez123

who me?

Oldgag2o2
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Oldgag2o2

i think he means me

Kittycatmuffinbell
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Kittycatmuffinbell

u suck shut up, these r Gaga larious!!!!! WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK, IM CRYING CAUSE THERE JUST SOOOO FUNNY, HAHAHAHAHAHA WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HICK HICK SNORT.

Jenna Warinski
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Jenna Warinski

you must be really stupid! how are they funny? I love gaga she is the best! you probily dont have talent like her.

Grady Foote
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Grady Foote

Gaga is just a big FREAK

123
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123

i bet u dnt either cz by looking at that stupid pic of urs it shows alot honey btw if u a big fan of gaga then y r u in this page huh?????……..

Kkbaby456
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Kkbaby456

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Raw Rawwwww

Bad Jokes! Horrible!
Guest
Bad Jokes! Horrible!

This is no funny, go to hell

Marleenogla
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Marleenogla

i know won how do you wake up lady gaga guess! poke her face wow!!!!!! 

Marleenogla
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Marleenogla

ewh why do guys talk about justin bieber really sucks!!!!!!!!! 

Lady_gaga131
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Lady_gaga131

not funny!

Ksba4
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Ksba4

You people are making your own jokes. Let me restate that. You people are jokes. Who doesn’t like Lady GaGa? She is more famous than you and you can’t respect that so go fuck yourselves. I agree that not everyone likes JBiebs, but keep it to yourselves and be sick in the brain. It’s called cyber-bullying to do this and you know you’re only just doing it to be cool. If you don’t like them, don’t waste your time on them. If you have nothing better to do, go outside and/or get a life!!! I, personally, am a big fan… Read more »

123
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123

okayyyyy!!!!!! 1of all this page is for ppl that hate lady gaga or jst wanna have a laugh okay so if u know ur gonna get offended by these jokes or comments then y do u look up this page

CloverGirl
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CloverGirl

shes ok….

hater-lover
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hater-lover

hey these jokes are funny!
i want to ask everyone who wrote a comment and said that it isnt funny:why do you love lady gaga if you go to these websites that talk about them?
seriosly if you like her music just listen to them no need to go to every web and look for haters. 

ThaliaG
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ThaliaG

I’m on this website because I was looking at Justin(e) Bieber jokes and I accidentally clicked on the link

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Michael Jackson#1
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Michael Jackson#1

Hey I hate lady gaga but I love Michael Jackson. I read the like few lines down, Michael Jackson isn’t weird. Leave him out of this shit. Yeah you hate famous people and you’ll do anything like creating stupid websites of lame jokes of every famous person you don’t like. What if they made a website of you, with jokes and crap. One day this shit will come and slap you right in the face. Yeah some celebrities are weird but it’s their life, deal with it. You can’t change everything, becuz you haven’t changed yourself! Grow up. Your most… Read more »

justinbieberfan
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justinbieberfan

i like michael jackson to 

JackyTang95
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JackyTang95

some jokes were… very plain and not funny :S

jazzinta wiilson
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jazzinta wiilson

only because u dont have a sense of humma

ella
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ella

these jokes are so stupid and who ever thinks it is funny is a stupid too

S Keams_2011
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S Keams_2011

Q: What do Lady Gaga ride to work?
A: A ride on a dsico stick

ThaliaG
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ThaliaG

Lady Gaga is the best thing that ever happened to this planet. Get a life.

Fuck off
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Fuck off

Haha yeah right followed by AIDS

Cheejeelove
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Cheejeelove

these are really stupid.

justinbieberfan
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justinbieberfan

how dare you justin bieber is a talented boy unlike u and lady gaga is a talented girl unlike u agian they are better than you so wise up  and plus ur jokes are stupid anyway 

Eat shit
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Eat shit

Fuckin retard go suck Gaga’s dick

justin bieberfan
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justin bieberfan

you must love justin bieber and lady gaga and the rest of the celebritys you write about and it hurts you writting bad things about them to get reconized 

Beaundeb
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Beaundeb

Lady gaga is the offspring of Rupaul and Marilyn Manson!

John PIzzi
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John PIzzi

I thought this was GREAT..
Thanks for a good laugh!

JohnPizzi.com 

Joshtefer Meiforth White
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Joshtefer Meiforth White

These are the shittest and un-funniest jokes and im not even a lady gaga fan, the person who wrote them must be 12 or retarded

Pyromania
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Pyromania

:D I’m a gaga fan these are funny, Well not the poker face ones those are old as shit but thanks ☺

SAURAVSABIN81
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SAURAVSABIN81

PERFECT JOKES COLLECTION.NOW IT’S CLEAR WHO IS THAT SHIT GAGA

blakesy
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blakesy

really is this what we are gonna hear now……….and the ppl who hate gaga nd tell that she has a dick must have had sex wid her coz then they wouldnt know…..nd if they had sex wid her they must really like her!!

blakesy
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blakesy

actually it should be followed by you! and ” eat shit” is a BAD name…………….grow up pussy!

Lauren
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Lauren

these aren’t funny at all… almost every joke is about how lady gaga is a hermaphrodite which isn’t true. people only make these jokes because she is so supportive of gay rights which isn’t something that should be made fun of.

Anni
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Anni

i know

Joshuabilanzich
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Joshuabilanzich

It is still funny. Lady Gaga has a penis….hahahahah. So do you

Anni
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Anni

lady gaga sounds like she’s a baby and should be cauld baby gaga.
nuts
balls

gagaslittlemonster
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gagaslittlemonster

These jokes are horrible! They are NOT funny and should be taken down! I agree with Lauren. She’s not a hermaphrodite and she was never a man! omg! people are sooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid and ignorant. omg people.. the ones who hate, are the ones who don’t understand and inside, they know they’re trolls

GaGasLittleMonster
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GaGasLittleMonster

Dude, you’re soooo right , I’m a Little Monster myself :D 

kfingers
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kfingers

When you were little, Michael Jackson liked you too… but that’s a whole different story. 

Miaberry1
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Miaberry1

these are rubbish heres a joke how do u hurt lady gaga?
pokerface

pureawesomeness
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pureawesomeness

you all wouldnt joke yourself out of a wet paper bag, lady gaga is a lady, key words LADY gaga, 
while you all go be lesbian or gay, i will state the truth, while the guys play barbie on here, and the girls ride dirt bikes and be stupid, lady gaga is better than taylor swift and kesha, so shut up

pureawesomeness
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pureawesomeness

you all wouldnt joke yourself out of a wet paper bag, lady gaga is a lady, key words LADY gaga, 
while you all go be lesbian or gay, i will state the truth, while the guys play barbie on here, and the girls ride dirt bikes and be stupid, lady gaga is better than taylor swift and kesha, so shut up

hotest girl on earth nigga
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hotest girl on earth nigga

Sorry hun lady GaGa has have and have thank you every much….. I hate taylor I love ke$ha so shut up and I do ride dirt bikes and all that that’s called a girl that likes to have fun…and u don’t state the truth….and her name should be lady gay gay or lady lesbo lesbo…OK that’s all

Rhi
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Rhi

….She started the man rumors herself, assholes.

Alterity
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Alterity

she’s cool, leave her alone.

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