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Justin Bieber Got his new movie “Never Say Never” , but he already said never twice :P .

Do you know what “Never say Never” sounds like ? its like your teacher at your classroom screaming at you and saying “don’t say fuck in class!”

Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.

Who’s that girl singing? Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber

I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.

Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber!

Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian.

Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone!

Justin Bieber kept video of himself striping in YouTube, which caught the attention of gay manager and next day he became star.

In an interview with MTV News, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe said that when he heard Justin Bieber sing for the first time, he thought he was a woman. That’s ridiculous. Justin Bieber is not a woman. He’s a girl.

In next season of Disney’s Hannah Montana , Justin will be playing the role of Hannah Montana.

Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of sanitary pads.

Justin Bieber is using hair growing oil to get puberty .

2000A.D – OMG Backstreet boys!!!
2006A.D – Who is Backstreet boys ?
2010A.D – OMG Justin Bieber!!!!!!
2015A.D – Who is Justin Bieber.

Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.

It seems he is using her older sisters in his videos.

Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.

Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.

Even deaf cannot resist the song of Justin Bieber.

Kim Kardashian received death threats from Justin Bieber fans after he jokingly tweeted that she was his girlfriend. One Justin Bieber fan tweeted that she will use her lunch money to hire a hit man.

Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.

Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.

You’ve got to feel sorry for JB ………….. She’s under extreme pressure with all the hype surrounding her.

Q: How to make Justin Bieber cry?
A: Tell him Santa’s not real!

Justin Beiber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty .

Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron” .

Q: When will Justin Bieber win the Grammy ?
A: After Justin Bieber hits the puberty , damn he will never win Grammy then.

JB wants new Barbie Doll kit as christmas gift .

JB doesn’t need mic to sing , no one needs mic for lip-syncing .

Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!!

JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty
MOM: really? how do u know?
JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina.

Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.

Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty.

According to E! , Justin Bieber and Usher is in relationship and was found on late night dating. They will marry once Justin turns 18.

“Justin Bieber Finally hit the Puberty” was the biggest April Fool Joke of the Year .

13yrs old Girl got detention for misspelling “Believers” as “BELIBERS”.

The Justin Bieber song “Baby” is the official theme song of Gay Association .

Obama : We are going through major crisis , all the teen girls are becoming Lesbian.
Press : How can you tell than ?
Obama : Because they fantasize sex with Justin Bieber .

Justin Bieber as zombie movie
He do look good as zombie, he will be acting as zombie in next “Resident Evil” movie

Billy Ray Cyrus: Hey Miley, When did you record that song ?
Miley Cyrus : That’s Justin Bieber song .

Justin Bieber is borrowing cloths from Lady Gaga for her next video .

Q: Why Justin Biebers use elevator most of the time ?
A: To reach puberty as soon as possible.

Your momma is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber is a Guy .

Your mother is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber can sing.

Kim Kardasian : I think i got ” Bieber Fever
Doctor : No it is “Herpes”.

Justin staring at Gibson Guitar , ” What is this thing , it has 6 strings. My guitar at home has 5 buttons .

What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!

Q:: Why did Justin Bieber Crossed the road ?
A:: To reach the puberty .

Justin Biebers not gay, just ask his boyfriend!

Selena Gomez will Never get a boy-friend,
Next day news: “Selena and Justin in Relation”
Told you, she turned lesbian .

There were three guys the 1st guy says, “I must have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says, “I must have the smallest arms in the world”. The Third says, “I must have the smallest penis in the world”. Then they go to the Guinness World Records and the 1st guy says, “I do have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says “I do have the smallest arm in the world” The Third barges in mad and says, “who the fuck is this Justin Bieber!”.

Real Name of JB is DustBin Bieber.

Who is Gay ?
Justin Bieber : “That should be me”

Justin Bieber is sad that his record for most disliked youtube video is broken by Rebecca Black

This news is epic , 27years old Justin Bieber look alike women.

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Yeah it’s stupid to waste time on hating him. It’s also stupid to obsess over him when you’re NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM! Credit: Erik

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Ryan
Ryan
12 years ago

ha ha funny, Just-teen Barber will get pissed off if he read this.. xD , hoping to get more..

Kelsey
Kelsey
11 years ago
Reply to  Ryan

so

coolestman22
coolestman22
11 years ago
Reply to  Ryan

he actually did

Randomgirl12
Randomgirl12
11 years ago
Reply to  coolestman22

Lmao

Yakiparamo
Yakiparamo
12 years ago

lol, this was funny even though i kinda like justin bieber

greysanatomyfreak
greysanatomyfreak
11 years ago
Reply to  Yakiparamo

who ever u are… I LOVEEE U… can u ppl just take damn joke!?!?!?! goh!

Kittcat1236
Kittcat1236
12 years ago

90% of teenage and preteen girls would have a breakdown if justin beiber was about to jump of of a tall building. 9% would grab a lawn chair and popcorn and watch. im part of the 1% that would go to the top of the building push im and say “sorry, you took to long.”

Fred thompson on facebook
Fred thompson on facebook
12 years ago
Reply to  Kittcat1236

that is freakin awesome i like it

Sarah Millar101
Sarah Millar101
12 years ago

whoever done these is a ASSHOLE alright :) …Justin may sound like a girl but his voice is BREAKING. So stick that up your hole :D Ohh …Hes gorgeous <3 so go'n just fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck OFF. ok ? (A) goood ;) Cause if you horrible youll have ME to deal with :D Comprihendi ?! (6)

Beecake72
Beecake72
12 years ago

I'm tempted to slap you in the face with a grammar book.

Sarah Millar101
Sarah Millar101
12 years ago

Im scared. NAAAAAAAAAAAAT :)

Animelover7198
Animelover7198
12 years ago

instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty

justinbiebluvr94
justinbiebluvr94
12 years ago

i agree with that 100%

Anest
Anest
12 years ago

just fuck off! iff you were justin bieber how would you like it if everyone made jokes about you and everything! just because he was a bit late for his voice breaking no need to make fun of him! you wouldn't like it! i just call all of you's bullies! it's just because your all jealous that he's good lookiing and you don't look as good as him! and all girls love him so you hate him cause he attracts the girls ! like to see you do as well as him! all those hours of your lives that you… Read more »

Anest
Anest
12 years ago

just fuck off! iff you were justin bieber how would you like it if everyone made jokes about you and everything! just because he was a bit late for his voice breaking no need to make fun of him! you wouldn't like it! i just call all of you's bullies! it's just because your all jealous that he's good lookiing and you don't look as good as him! and all girls love him so you hate him cause he attracts the girls ! like to see you do as well as him! all those hours of your lives that you… Read more »

Animelover7198
Animelover7198
12 years ago

instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty

Sarah Millar101
Sarah Millar101
12 years ago

Im scared. NAAAAAAAAAAAAT :)

Sarah Millar101
Sarah Millar101
12 years ago

whoever done these is a ASSHOLE alright :) …Justin may sound like a girl but his voice is BREAKING. So stick that up your hole :D Ohh …Hes gorgeous <3 so go'n just fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck OFF. ok ? (A) goood ;) Cause if you horrible youll have ME to deal with :D Comprihendi ?! (6)

Woteva
Woteva
11 years ago

WOTEVA! he can’t sing!

justinbiebluvr94
justinbiebluvr94
12 years ago

i agree with that 100%

Beecake72
Beecake72
12 years ago

I'm tempted to slap you in the face with a grammar book.

Kittcat1236
Kittcat1236
12 years ago

90% of teenage and preteen girls would have a breakdown if justin beiber was about to jump of of a tall building. 9% would grab a lawn chair and popcorn and watch. im part of the 1% that would go to the top of the building push im and say “sorry, you took to long.”

sarah millar
sarah millar
12 years ago

Thank youuh :) Whoever you are …i agreee ; loveeyouu<3 x

allan
allan
12 years ago

i used to have a voice like justin bieber…..then i turned four

AlyssalovesIanSomerhalder
AlyssalovesIanSomerhalder
11 years ago

I’m 17 and he still sucks.

Catwan
Catwan
11 years ago

F***in funny

Kittcat1236
Kittcat1236
12 years ago

90% of teenage and preteen girls would have a breakdown if justin beiber was about to jump of of a tall building. 9% would grab a lawn chair and popcorn and watch. im part of the 1% that would go to the top of the building push im and say “sorry, you took to long.”

Chrisg15
Chrisg15
12 years ago
Reply to  Kittcat1236

meh, going to the top of a building for justin bieber is not worth it. id just yell “do a flip on the way down”

jb hater
jb hater
12 years ago
Reply to  Kittcat1236

i would scream ”jump bitch!”

justinbieberhater
justinbieberhater
11 years ago
Reply to  Kittcat1236

I would shoot him in mid-air 

Sarah Millar101
Sarah Millar101
12 years ago

whoever done these is a ASSHOLE alright :) …Justin may sound like a girl but his voice is BREAKING. So stick that up your hole :D Ohh …Hes gorgeous <3 so go'n just fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck OFF. ok ? (A) goood ;) Cause if you horrible youll have ME to deal with :D Comprihendi ?! (6)

Beecake72
Beecake72
12 years ago

I’m tempted to slap you in the face with a grammar book.

justinbiebluvr94
justinbiebluvr94
12 years ago

i agree with that 100%

Jordan
Jordan
12 years ago

yeah, and when justin bieber does finally hit puberty(who knows when thats gonna be) his career is over. imagine, would you have liked him with a deep sounding voice like NORMAL males have. think about that

fkJB
fkJB
12 years ago
Reply to  Jordan

wait, ur soo wrong, justin biebers not a male.

Luke
Luke
11 years ago
Reply to  Jordan

i have a joke what r z ingredients 2 a jb lover cake 9 cups of sugar, 7cans of salt,800 teenage girls,500 smashed records and justin bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erik
Erik
12 years ago

“Comprihendi ?!”

No sorry, I don’t speak Gibberish

jb hater
jb hater
12 years ago

comprihendi???seriously what the hell

justinbieberhater
justinbieberhater
11 years ago

no,he is stupid 

Sarah Millar101
Sarah Millar101
12 years ago

Im scared. NAAAAAAAAAAAAT :)

Animelover7198
Animelover7198
12 years ago

instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty

Elvira Anna Norton
Elvira Anna Norton
12 years ago
Reply to  Animelover7198

He already has. The jokes are funny but they stay as jokes, nothing serious. But if you truly believe that he is a girl or that he will never hit puberty your dumb! Cos he already has.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh4JI4AJi7I

coolestman22
coolestman22
11 years ago

no, that’s his Satanic form that hit puberty.

Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

just fuck off! iff you were justin bieber how would you like it if everyone made jokes about you and everything! just because he was a bit late for his voice breaking no need to make fun of him! you wouldn’t like it! i just call all of you’s bullies! it’s just because your all jealous that he’s good lookiing and you don’t look as good as him! and all girls love him so you hate him cause he attracts the girls ! like to see you do as well as him! all those hours of your lives that you… Read more »

Sam
Sam
12 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

You’re right, Justin is a very pretty girl; for a wild boar. All girls do NOT love him. I am a girl, and I hate him. I know a lot of girls who hate him. Also, YOU’RE WASTING TIME IN YOUR LIFE YELLING AT US! So you’re a hypocrite!!! Stick that in your juice box and suck it.

Jordan
Jordan
12 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Just shut the fuck up! can you do that? justin beaver is a fuckin little cunt

Cutiepie4lifez
Cutiepie4lifez
12 years ago
Reply to  Jordan

BYTCH YUHR HATTINNN CUZ NO1 LIKES “JORDANN AS MUCH AS JB IM 12 AND I CAN WHIP YO ASS AND SO CAN JB THAT GUY YUH CALL “GAY IF HE WAS GAY HE WOOD NOT LIKE SELENA GOMEZ BYTCH HE WOOD LIKE YO UGLY ASS I THINK YUHR A Lez but yuhr afraid 2 tell people so yuh try 2 fit in my talkin about jb???? FUKK OFFF MANN!!!!!!

S G663
S G663
12 years ago
Reply to  Cutiepie4lifez

whats wrong with u
just showing off that ur 12
and hes gay+ur lezo

jb hater
jb hater
12 years ago
Reply to  Cutiepie4lifez

Jordan is much better than bieber.suck it and stick it in your ass.oh and i bet that hes a better singer too.NOW suck it

Lord Anonymous
Lord Anonymous
11 years ago
Reply to  Cutiepie4lifez

Man i wish you went to school and learn to SPELL!!!, it’s little bitches like you who are fucking deluded into thinking that bieber is male, he is clearly a girl! :D

Luke
Luke
11 years ago
Reply to  Jordan

yah justin bieber sucks any way SHE IS SUCH A FAILURE

Erik
Erik
12 years ago
Reply to  Anonymous

Yeah because I’m sure nobody else here has EVER been bullied before, only poor little Justin Bieber. Whatever! Just to let you know, we’ve ALL had to deal with bullies at one time or another, it’s not just this little turd. And he needs to learn how to take criticism if he really wants to be a “big star”. And as for the “good looking” comment.. well, let’s just say my ass full of pimples is better looking than his ugly fat face!

Ryan H.
Ryan H.
12 years ago

Justin Bieber lovers really turn me on, all likers of JB are12-16 years girl or some child molesters . that kid ain’t got talent, have you seen any one making jokes of Led Zeppelin, hendrix ? lets see how long will these die hard JB fans will remember him. After some yrs he will be like those backstreet boys.

3689713
3689713
12 years ago

Joke: Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get away from Justin Bieber!!!

Love4ever
Love4ever
12 years ago

JUSTIN:mom, i think i finally hit puberty!
MOM:really?how do you know????
JUSTIN:i am bleeding from ma vagina.

Lmfao
Lmfao
12 years ago

i hate bieber ,this ugly gay pig,suck a dick!asshole

Straight Up Guy
Straight Up Guy
12 years ago

Fcuk man .. i love these jokes .. Um and to remind every one . there just jokes get over it . atleast It’s not hitting him in the head like when i chucked mah water bottle at him . hahaha lol

sakura_ribbon
sakura_ribbon
12 years ago

justin bieber is a fag i mean look at his hair how can any person with eyes think hes “cute” or “omg hes so freaking hot” im like the only girl in my school who thinks the dumb ass looks like a 1st grader geez

Cutiepie4lifez
Cutiepie4lifez
12 years ago
Reply to  sakura_ribbon

BECUZ YUHR A HATERR BITCHH LETS GET IT I AINT SCARRED O FYUH!!!!!

jp
jp
12 years ago

Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.

Cutiepie4lifez
Cutiepie4lifez
12 years ago
Reply to  jp

Exactly n i can tell yuhr a fuykin boy as bitch who i sjust hating on justin beiber cuz hes Hott!!!! I Luv his Music and yuhr talkin about his gurl voice or wateva howeveryuh r voice sounds YUHR FUCKIN JEALOUS OF HIM IM 12 YEARS OLD AND MY LITTLE SISTER JUST SAW THIS 2 DAY AND STARTED 2 CRY SHE WAS LIKE “mommy is jb really gay” AND SHE ALSO SAID THIS “wHy are they makin fun of my bwig Bwader” Lolsz SOO YEAAH THAT WAS RUDE WHAT YUH WROTE ABOUT JUSTIN I BET HE CAN RIGHT EVEN MMORE… Read more »

Justin sucks hairy balls
Justin sucks hairy balls
12 years ago
Reply to  Cutiepie4lifez

WTF is wrong with you? Do you know how to speak properly?

ROFLLMAOLOL
ROFLLMAOLOL
12 years ago
Reply to  Cutiepie4lifez

from the little i could make do from your post i can say just a few things.

1.- we already had someone stand up, we only needed a Masochist to sit in his concert to throw the bottle

2.- we make fun of him becouse we hate that we are forced to ignore the radio cuz this same shit keeps geting played instead of good music ( metal, clasical, blues, jazz, rock, etc) and its a way to vent this frustraition

3.- 12 you said, isnt that a bit to old for a dog or cat to be typping?

Erik
Erik
12 years ago
Reply to  Cutiepie4lifez

I’m SO shocked that you’re 12! Are you her oldest fan then? Probably. And your little sister cried about it, well that doesn’t sound like something that a Beaver fan would do (please note sarcasm here!). And trust me, if I could go up to his face, I wouldn’t be telling him how much I hate him.. I’d just choke him (:

Luke
Luke
11 years ago
Reply to  Erik

MY brothers 12 big deal.

jb hater
jb hater
12 years ago
Reply to  Cutiepie4lifez

WTF you spell like a 6 year old.haha.and Just-teen Bieber is awfull.suck it.

Luke
Luke
11 years ago
Reply to  jb hater

D8 U [email protected]+& B&!B&R 2?

you made me laugh again...
you made me laugh again...
11 years ago
Reply to  Cutiepie4lifez

Mommy is JB really gay?
yes honey,now stop talking and eat your corn

MJcandy2563
MJcandy2563
12 years ago

I LOVE THIS SITE!

Ellifirst
Ellifirst
12 years ago

this is insulting he is hot not guy a girl said this bye the way

Mom
Mom
12 years ago

i do not approve of this

Luke
Luke
11 years ago
Reply to  Mom

Y NOT?

tweetey
tweetey
12 years ago

how rude

cierra
cierra
12 years ago

why are you being rude to him! He is hot well average.. Well i mean if he came knocking on my door would slam the door in his face!!!LOL

ihatejb
ihatejb
12 years ago

i effing hate Justin Bieber! Im so glad when i was little the boys in bands sounded like men not girls!

<3 justin bieber<3
<3 justin bieber<3
12 years ago

you all say he cant sing but thats total bullshit because he can sing and if he couldnt why the fuck would usher actually sign him???? and everyones like “”he hasnt hit puberty yet” pfft yeah he has. his voice is a lot deeper now and u might say his careers gonna end when his voice starts breaking.Well, newsflash it already has and he sounds HOT!!!! idk if someons voice can sound hot but his totally does.and the thing that is funnier than these jokes is that, u assholes actually spend time commenting on shit about him and waste ur… Read more »

jblover
jblover
12 years ago

haha so true and all you jb haters can grow a dick and suck it bitches

Pretush
Pretush
12 years ago
Reply to  jblover

we already have a dick unlikely to JB .. so we won’t need to grow another

Erik
Erik
12 years ago

Yeah it’s stupid to waste time on hating him. It’s also stupid to obsess over him when you’re NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM! I don’t know if you’ll understand that little girl and sorry to hurt your feelings and make you cry but it’s true! **** Justine Beaver!

justinbieber's_hitman
justinbieber's_hitman
12 years ago

justin bieber walks out of a convienent store with tampons and the news comes up to him and says your so cute is that for your girlfriend. and he replys no this is for when i hit puberty

Levno Bih
Levno Bih
12 years ago

u guys suck dick justin bieber is more than ur face if hes gay then why are you guys commenting are you gayy huh u guys have no life go pick on someone ur own size!!!!!!!!he is a good singer and he never did shit to you guys so getta life

Rdavis Rock
Rdavis Rock
12 years ago

how do you make Justin Bieber cry? Jack off on his barbi doll.

Rubyleethatsme
Rubyleethatsme
12 years ago

thats horrible how would you like to have a internet page mocking you i bet your just jelous of jb!!!!!

Nancy_valencia19
Nancy_valencia19
12 years ago
Reply to  Rubyleethatsme

no your just stupid

haha
haha
12 years ago

haha!! they are all soo funny!! i dont understand why everyone in my class loves him! sometimes i wonder if they are deaf, dumb AND stuipid!!! LOL…i really like the one about Santa Claus!

Fashion_chick_18
Fashion_chick_18
12 years ago

Oi… you guys/girls commenting should really watch your language!!! THATS not cool although some of the jokes are!!! :)

{YARA} BIEBER GIRL
{YARA} BIEBER GIRL
12 years ago

YOU R FUCKING ASS I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU JUSTIN AND WE ALL LOVE YOU EXEPT THIS DOG WHO CREATED THAT PAGE

Erik
Erik
12 years ago

OMGZ! Like no wayz, someone actually like hates Justin Bieber.. like seriously?! OMGZ, I’m like gunna like cry my eyes out like right now!

Seriously fan girl, grow the hell up! You’re defending some chick that you’ve NEVER met and NEVER will so get over it!

Pretush
Pretush
12 years ago

I think you got wrong information , this page was not created by dog as you know dog cannot type.. after some years you will probably forget there was guy called justin Bieber..

BTW “Bieber Girl ” is correct name.. likeed it.

Boxinglance
Boxinglance
12 years ago

hey cunt muffin i bet your justin bieber on an account sayin bieber girl…..we all know bieber likes men so what are you his sister?

Nancy_valencia19
Nancy_valencia19
12 years ago

all of u stupid jb fans can SUCK IT!!! these jokes are amazing! its a MASTERPIECE!!! justin bieber is gay

lonely568
lonely568
12 years ago

best jokes ever!!! lmao!!

Kennedialowe
Kennedialowe
12 years ago

this is so stupid! yall dont know what your talking about! he’s great!