New Justin Bieber Jokes !

New Justin Bieber Jokes !

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Mean Justin Bieber jokes ,Ok! here are some (Dustbin bieber) Justin Bieber jokes , most of them are collected from internet and some are made by me. Justin Barber haters will like these jokes and Justin Barber fan will give comment like “You are jealous of Justin Barber”. Without further words here are some JB joke collections! Enjoy and do share with your friends ;)

Justin Bieber Got his new movie “Never Say Never” , but he already said never twice :P .

Do you know what “Never say Never” sounds like ? its like your teacher at your classroom screaming at you and saying “don’t say fuck in class!”

Justin Bieber’s mother often tells his friends stories of when he was little. The stories are from a few months ago.

Who’s that girl singing? Oh…Wait…Thats justin beiber

I called Justin Bieber gay, and he slapped me with his purse.

Yo Usher! Are you coming out tonight? -Nah I’m babysitting Justin Bieber!

Justin Bieber always sings about girls… she must be a lesbian.

Hey you guys are so mean to Justin, leave HER alone!

Justin Bieber kept video of himself striping in YouTube, which caught the attention of gay manager and next day he became star.

In an interview with MTV News, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe said that when he heard Justin Bieber sing for the first time, he thought he was a woman. That’s ridiculous. Justin Bieber is not a woman. He’s a girl.

In next season of Disney’s Hannah Montana , Justin will be playing the role of Hannah Montana.

Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassadors of sanitary pads.

Justin Bieber is using hair growing oil to get puberty .

2000A.D – OMG Backstreet boys!!!
2006A.D – Who is Backstreet boys ?
2010A.D – OMG Justin Bieber!!!!!!
2015A.D – Who is Justin Bieber.

Miley Cyrus shaves more often than Justin Bieber.

It seems he is using her older sisters in his videos.

Most of the Justin’s concert are free because no one is willing to pay for it.

Police are now using Justin Bieber’s songs as torture devices.

Even deaf cannot resist the song of Justin Bieber.

Kim Kardashian received death threats from Justin Bieber fans after he jokingly tweeted that she was his girlfriend. One Justin Bieber fan tweeted that she will use her lunch money to hire a hit man.

Q. What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga ?
A. One of them has balls and it ain’t Bieber.

Justin Biebers new song is “if i were a boy”.

You’ve got to feel sorry for JB ………….. She’s under extreme pressure with all the hype surrounding her.

Q: How to make Justin Bieber cry?
A: Tell him Santa’s not real!

Justin Beiber fell off the ladder trying to reach puberty .

Justin Beiber will star on next transformer movie , his name in transformer will be “Faggatron” .

Q: When will Justin Bieber win the Grammy ?
A: After Justin Bieber hits the puberty , damn he will never win Grammy then.

JB wants new Barbie Doll kit as christmas gift .

JB doesn’t need mic to sing , no one needs mic for lip-syncing .

Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road?
A:To get away from Justin Bieber!!!

JUSTIN: mom i think i finally hit puberty
MOM: really? how do u know?
JUSTIN: I’m bleeding from my vagina.

Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.

Instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty.

According to E! , Justin Bieber and Usher is in relationship and was found on late night dating. They will marry once Justin turns 18.

“Justin Bieber Finally hit the Puberty” was the biggest April Fool Joke of the Year .

13yrs old Girl got detention for misspelling “Believers” as “BELIBERS”.

The Justin Bieber song “Baby” is the official theme song of Gay Association .

Obama : We are going through major crisis , all the teen girls are becoming Lesbian.
Press : How can you tell than ?
Obama : Because they fantasize sex with Justin Bieber .

Justin Bieber as zombie movie
He do look good as zombie, he will be acting as zombie in next “Resident Evil” movie

Billy Ray Cyrus: Hey Miley, When did you record that song ?
Miley Cyrus : That’s Justin Bieber song .

Justin Bieber is borrowing cloths from Lady Gaga for her next video .

Q: Why Justin Biebers use elevator most of the time ?
A: To reach puberty as soon as possible.

Your momma is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber is a Guy .

Your mother is so stupid that she think Justin Bieber can sing.

Kim Kardasian : I think i got ” Bieber Fever
Doctor : No it is “Herpes”.

Justin staring at Gibson Guitar , ” What is this thing , it has 6 strings. My guitar at home has 5 buttons .

What does Justin Bieber and the crowd at Time Square for new years have in common? They’re both waiting for balls to drop!

Q:: Why did Justin Bieber Crossed the road ?
A:: To reach the puberty .

Justin Biebers not gay, just ask his boyfriend!

Selena Gomez will Never get a boy-friend,
Next day news: “Selena and Justin in Relation”
Told you, she turned lesbian .

There were three guys the 1st guy says, “I must have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says, “I must have the smallest arms in the world”. The Third says, “I must have the smallest penis in the world”. Then they go to the Guinness World Records and the 1st guy says, “I do have the smallest head in the world”. The 2nd guy says “I do have the smallest arm in the world” The Third barges in mad and says, “who the fuck is this Justin Bieber!”.

Real Name of JB is DustBin Bieber.

Who is Gay ?
Justin Bieber : “That should be me”

Justin Bieber is sad that his record for most disliked youtube video is broken by Rebecca Black

This news is epic , 27years old Justin Bieber look alike women.

Interested in Lady Gaga Jokes.?

You might be interested in Kim Jong Un jokes as well.

Yeah it’s stupid to waste time on hating him. It’s also stupid to obsess over him when you’re NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM! Credit: Erik

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Ryan
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Ryan

ha ha funny, Just-teen Barber will get pissed off if he read this.. xD , hoping to get more..

Kelsey
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Kelsey

so

coolestman22
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coolestman22

he actually did

Randomgirl12
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Randomgirl12

Lmao

Yakiparamo
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Yakiparamo

lol, this was funny even though i kinda like justin bieber

greysanatomyfreak
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greysanatomyfreak

who ever u are… I LOVEEE U… can u ppl just take damn joke!?!?!?! goh!

Kittcat1236
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Kittcat1236

90% of teenage and preteen girls would have a breakdown if justin beiber was about to jump of of a tall building. 9% would grab a lawn chair and popcorn and watch. im part of the 1% that would go to the top of the building push im and say “sorry, you took to long.”

Chrisg15
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Chrisg15

meh, going to the top of a building for justin bieber is not worth it. id just yell “do a flip on the way down”

jb hater
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jb hater

i would scream ”jump bitch!”

justinbieberhater
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justinbieberhater

I would shoot him in mid-air 

Kittcat1236
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Kittcat1236

90% of teenage and preteen girls would have a breakdown if justin beiber was about to jump of of a tall building. 9% would grab a lawn chair and popcorn and watch. im part of the 1% that would go to the top of the building push im and say “sorry, you took to long.”

Fred thompson on facebook
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Fred thompson on facebook

that is freakin awesome i like it

Kittcat1236
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Kittcat1236

90% of teenage and preteen girls would have a breakdown if justin beiber was about to jump of of a tall building. 9% would grab a lawn chair and popcorn and watch. im part of the 1% that would go to the top of the building push im and say “sorry, you took to long.”

Sarah Millar101
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Sarah Millar101

whoever done these is a ASSHOLE alright :) …Justin may sound like a girl but his voice is BREAKING. So stick that up your hole :D Ohh …Hes gorgeous <3 so go'n just fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck OFF. ok ? (A) goood ;) Cause if you horrible youll have ME to deal with :D Comprihendi ?! (6)

Beecake72
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Beecake72

I’m tempted to slap you in the face with a grammar book.

justinbiebluvr94
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justinbiebluvr94

i agree with that 100%

Jordan
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Jordan

yeah, and when justin bieber does finally hit puberty(who knows when thats gonna be) his career is over. imagine, would you have liked him with a deep sounding voice like NORMAL males have. think about that

fkJB
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fkJB

wait, ur soo wrong, justin biebers not a male.

Luke
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Luke

i have a joke what r z ingredients 2 a jb lover cake 9 cups of sugar, 7cans of salt,800 teenage girls,500 smashed records and justin bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erik
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Erik

“Comprihendi ?!”

No sorry, I don’t speak Gibberish

jb hater
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jb hater

comprihendi???seriously what the hell

justinbieberhater
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justinbieberhater

no,he is stupid 

Sarah Millar101
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Sarah Millar101

whoever done these is a ASSHOLE alright :) …Justin may sound like a girl but his voice is BREAKING. So stick that up your hole :D Ohh …Hes gorgeous <3 so go'n just fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck OFF. ok ? (A) goood ;) Cause if you horrible youll have ME to deal with :D Comprihendi ?! (6)

Woteva
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Woteva

WOTEVA! he can’t sing!

Sarah Millar101
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Sarah Millar101

whoever done these is a ASSHOLE alright :) …Justin may sound like a girl but his voice is BREAKING. So stick that up your hole :D Ohh …Hes gorgeous <3 so go'n just fuck fuck fuckety fuck fuck OFF. ok ? (A) goood ;) Cause if you horrible youll have ME to deal with :D Comprihendi ?! (6)

Sarah Millar101
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Sarah Millar101

Im scared. NAAAAAAAAAAAAT :)

Beecake72
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Beecake72

I'm tempted to slap you in the face with a grammar book.

Beecake72
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Beecake72

I'm tempted to slap you in the face with a grammar book.

Sarah Millar101
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Sarah Millar101

Im scared. NAAAAAAAAAAAAT :)

Sarah Millar101
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Sarah Millar101

Im scared. NAAAAAAAAAAAAT :)

Animelover7198
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Animelover7198

instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty

Elvira Anna Norton
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Elvira Anna Norton

He already has. The jokes are funny but they stay as jokes, nothing serious. But if you truly believe that he is a girl or that he will never hit puberty your dumb! Cos he already has.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fh4JI4AJi7I

coolestman22
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coolestman22

no, that’s his Satanic form that hit puberty.

Animelover7198
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Animelover7198

instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty

Animelover7198
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Animelover7198

instead of saying when pigs fly say when justin beiber hits pueberty

justinbiebluvr94
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justinbiebluvr94

i agree with that 100%

justinbiebluvr94
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justinbiebluvr94

i agree with that 100%

Anonymous
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Anonymous

just fuck off! iff you were justin bieber how would you like it if everyone made jokes about you and everything! just because he was a bit late for his voice breaking no need to make fun of him! you wouldn’t like it! i just call all of you’s bullies! it’s just because your all jealous that he’s good lookiing and you don’t look as good as him! and all girls love him so you hate him cause he attracts the girls ! like to see you do as well as him! all those hours of your lives that you… Read more »

Sam
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Sam

You’re right, Justin is a very pretty girl; for a wild boar. All girls do NOT love him. I am a girl, and I hate him. I know a lot of girls who hate him. Also, YOU’RE WASTING TIME IN YOUR LIFE YELLING AT US! So you’re a hypocrite!!! Stick that in your juice box and suck it.

Jordan
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Jordan

Just shut the fuck up! can you do that? justin beaver is a fuckin little cunt

Cutiepie4lifez
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Cutiepie4lifez

BYTCH YUHR HATTINNN CUZ NO1 LIKES “JORDANN AS MUCH AS JB IM 12 AND I CAN WHIP YO ASS AND SO CAN JB THAT GUY YUH CALL “GAY IF HE WAS GAY HE WOOD NOT LIKE SELENA GOMEZ BYTCH HE WOOD LIKE YO UGLY ASS I THINK YUHR A Lez but yuhr afraid 2 tell people so yuh try 2 fit in my talkin about jb???? FUKK OFFF MANN!!!!!!

S G663
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S G663

whats wrong with u
just showing off that ur 12
and hes gay+ur lezo

jb hater
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jb hater

Jordan is much better than bieber.suck it and stick it in your ass.oh and i bet that hes a better singer too.NOW suck it

Lord Anonymous
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Lord Anonymous

Man i wish you went to school and learn to SPELL!!!, it’s little bitches like you who are fucking deluded into thinking that bieber is male, he is clearly a girl! :D

Luke
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Luke

yah justin bieber sucks any way SHE IS SUCH A FAILURE

Erik
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Erik

Yeah because I’m sure nobody else here has EVER been bullied before, only poor little Justin Bieber. Whatever! Just to let you know, we’ve ALL had to deal with bullies at one time or another, it’s not just this little turd. And he needs to learn how to take criticism if he really wants to be a “big star”. And as for the “good looking” comment.. well, let’s just say my ass full of pimples is better looking than his ugly fat face!

Anest
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Anest

just fuck off! iff you were justin bieber how would you like it if everyone made jokes about you and everything! just because he was a bit late for his voice breaking no need to make fun of him! you wouldn't like it! i just call all of you's bullies! it's just because your all jealous that he's good lookiing and you don't look as good as him! and all girls love him so you hate him cause he attracts the girls ! like to see you do as well as him! all those hours of your lives that you… Read more »

Anest
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Anest

just fuck off! iff you were justin bieber how would you like it if everyone made jokes about you and everything! just because he was a bit late for his voice breaking no need to make fun of him! you wouldn't like it! i just call all of you's bullies! it's just because your all jealous that he's good lookiing and you don't look as good as him! and all girls love him so you hate him cause he attracts the girls ! like to see you do as well as him! all those hours of your lives that you… Read more »

sarah millar
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sarah millar

Thank youuh :) Whoever you are …i agreee ; loveeyouu<3 x

allan
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allan

i used to have a voice like justin bieber…..then i turned four

Ryan H.
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Ryan H.

Justin Bieber lovers really turn me on, all likers of JB are12-16 years girl or some child molesters . that kid ain’t got talent, have you seen any one making jokes of Led Zeppelin, hendrix ? lets see how long will these die hard JB fans will remember him. After some yrs he will be like those backstreet boys.

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3689713

Joke: Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get away from Justin Bieber!!!

Love4ever
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Love4ever

JUSTIN:mom, i think i finally hit puberty!
MOM:really?how do you know????
JUSTIN:i am bleeding from ma vagina.

Lmfao
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Lmfao

i hate bieber ,this ugly gay pig,suck a dick!asshole

Straight Up Guy
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Straight Up Guy

Fcuk man .. i love these jokes .. Um and to remind every one . there just jokes get over it . atleast It’s not hitting him in the head like when i chucked mah water bottle at him . hahaha lol

sakura_ribbon
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sakura_ribbon

justin bieber is a fag i mean look at his hair how can any person with eyes think hes “cute” or “omg hes so freaking hot” im like the only girl in my school who thinks the dumb ass looks like a 1st grader geez

Cutiepie4lifez
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Cutiepie4lifez

BECUZ YUHR A HATERR BITCHH LETS GET IT I AINT SCARRED O FYUH!!!!!

jp
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jp

Stop making fun of him. Every time you make fun of him, you’re making fun of someone’s daughter.

Cutiepie4lifez
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Cutiepie4lifez

Exactly n i can tell yuhr a fuykin boy as bitch who i sjust hating on justin beiber cuz hes Hott!!!! I Luv his Music and yuhr talkin about his gurl voice or wateva howeveryuh r voice sounds YUHR FUCKIN JEALOUS OF HIM IM 12 YEARS OLD AND MY LITTLE SISTER JUST SAW THIS 2 DAY AND STARTED 2 CRY SHE WAS LIKE “mommy is jb really gay” AND SHE ALSO SAID THIS “wHy are they makin fun of my bwig Bwader” Lolsz SOO YEAAH THAT WAS RUDE WHAT YUH WROTE ABOUT JUSTIN I BET HE CAN RIGHT EVEN MMORE… Read more »

Justin sucks hairy balls
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Justin sucks hairy balls

WTF is wrong with you? Do you know how to speak properly?

ROFLLMAOLOL
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ROFLLMAOLOL

from the little i could make do from your post i can say just a few things.

1.- we already had someone stand up, we only needed a Masochist to sit in his concert to throw the bottle

2.- we make fun of him becouse we hate that we are forced to ignore the radio cuz this same shit keeps geting played instead of good music ( metal, clasical, blues, jazz, rock, etc) and its a way to vent this frustraition

3.- 12 you said, isnt that a bit to old for a dog or cat to be typping?

Erik
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Erik

I’m SO shocked that you’re 12! Are you her oldest fan then? Probably. And your little sister cried about it, well that doesn’t sound like something that a Beaver fan would do (please note sarcasm here!). And trust me, if I could go up to his face, I wouldn’t be telling him how much I hate him.. I’d just choke him (:

Luke
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Luke

MY brothers 12 big deal.

jb hater
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jb hater

WTF you spell like a 6 year old.haha.and Just-teen Bieber is awfull.suck it.

Luke
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Luke

D8 U H@+& B&!B&R 2?

you made me laugh again...
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you made me laugh again...

Mommy is JB really gay?
yes honey,now stop talking and eat your corn

MJcandy2563
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MJcandy2563

I LOVE THIS SITE!

Ellifirst
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Ellifirst

this is insulting he is hot not guy a girl said this bye the way

Mom
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Mom

i do not approve of this

Luke
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Luke

Y NOT?

tweetey
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tweetey

how rude

cierra
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cierra

why are you being rude to him! He is hot well average.. Well i mean if he came knocking on my door would slam the door in his face!!!LOL

ihatejb
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ihatejb

i effing hate Justin Bieber! Im so glad when i was little the boys in bands sounded like men not girls!

<3 justin bieber<3
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<3 justin bieber<3

you all say he cant sing but thats total bullshit because he can sing and if he couldnt why the fuck would usher actually sign him???? and everyones like “”he hasnt hit puberty yet” pfft yeah he has. his voice is a lot deeper now and u might say his careers gonna end when his voice starts breaking.Well, newsflash it already has and he sounds HOT!!!! idk if someons voice can sound hot but his totally does.and the thing that is funnier than these jokes is that, u assholes actually spend time commenting on shit about him and waste ur… Read more »

jblover
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jblover

haha so true and all you jb haters can grow a dick and suck it bitches

Pretush
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Pretush

we already have a dick unlikely to JB .. so we won’t need to grow another

Erik
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Erik

Yeah it’s stupid to waste time on hating him. It’s also stupid to obsess over him when you’re NEVER GOING TO MEET HIM! I don’t know if you’ll understand that little girl and sorry to hurt your feelings and make you cry but it’s true! **** Justine Beaver!

justinbieber's_hitman
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justinbieber's_hitman

justin bieber walks out of a convienent store with tampons and the news comes up to him and says your so cute is that for your girlfriend. and he replys no this is for when i hit puberty

Levno Bih
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Levno Bih

u guys suck dick justin bieber is more than ur face if hes gay then why are you guys commenting are you gayy huh u guys have no life go pick on someone ur own size!!!!!!!!he is a good singer and he never did shit to you guys so getta life

Rdavis Rock
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Rdavis Rock

how do you make Justin Bieber cry? Jack off on his barbi doll.

Rubyleethatsme
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Rubyleethatsme

thats horrible how would you like to have a internet page mocking you i bet your just jelous of jb!!!!!

Nancy_valencia19
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Nancy_valencia19

no your just stupid

haha
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haha

haha!! they are all soo funny!! i dont understand why everyone in my class loves him! sometimes i wonder if they are deaf, dumb AND stuipid!!! LOL…i really like the one about Santa Claus!

Fashion_chick_18
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Fashion_chick_18

Oi… you guys/girls commenting should really watch your language!!! THATS not cool although some of the jokes are!!! :)

{YARA} BIEBER GIRL
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{YARA} BIEBER GIRL

YOU R FUCKING ASS I HATE YOU I LOVE YOU JUSTIN AND WE ALL LOVE YOU EXEPT THIS DOG WHO CREATED THAT PAGE

Erik
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Erik

OMGZ! Like no wayz, someone actually like hates Justin Bieber.. like seriously?! OMGZ, I’m like gunna like cry my eyes out like right now!

Seriously fan girl, grow the hell up! You’re defending some chick that you’ve NEVER met and NEVER will so get over it!

Pretush
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Pretush

I think you got wrong information , this page was not created by dog as you know dog cannot type.. after some years you will probably forget there was guy called justin Bieber..

BTW “Bieber Girl ” is correct name.. likeed it.

Boxinglance
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Boxinglance

hey cunt muffin i bet your justin bieber on an account sayin bieber girl…..we all know bieber likes men so what are you his sister?

Nancy_valencia19
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Nancy_valencia19

all of u stupid jb fans can SUCK IT!!! these jokes are amazing! its a MASTERPIECE!!! justin bieber is gay

lonely568
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lonely568

best jokes ever!!! lmao!!

Kennedialowe
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Kennedialowe

this is so stupid! yall dont know what your talking about! he’s great!

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