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Some Dead Michael Jackson Jokes

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9_funny_michael_jackson_your_next.jpg image by funkbutterHe might be dead, but he’ll always be the guy who has just as many jokes as Chuck Norris. Here are some Michael Jackson jokes with a sickening death twist to coincide with his sudden death at the age of 50. Fell free to share more jokes and accused him of being child molester.

What’s white, stiff and cold?
Michael Jackson’s corpse.

How many Michael Jackson’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zero. Michael Jackson is dead.

How Does Michael Jackson Pick His Nose?
From a catalogue.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
Plastic Bags don’t die.

So.. Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Oh, wait…

What time does Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Michael Jackson stop breathing?
His nose fell off.

Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?
Because he’s dead.

What do Michael Jackson and the so-called weapons of mass destruction in Iraq share in common?
They both don’t exist.

Michael Jackson is so dead that he hasn’t been this stiff since McCauley Caulkin slept over at Never land Ranch.

Why did Michael Jackson convert to Islam on his deathbed?
He heard he would be greeted in heaven by seventy two year old virgins.

What were Michael Jackson’s last words before he died?
I’m coming baby Jesus!

So… It looks like Michael Jackson was finally arrested
Cardiac arrested!

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the other little boy.

What’s the difference between Steve Irwin and Michael Jackson?
Nothing. They’re both dead.

After hearing Michael Jackson had died, Madeleine McCann has finally come out of hiding.

Disney expressed their sadness over Michael Jackson’s death, and also celebrated that now only Disney movie’s will be the only things to touch children.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson’s corpse and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What was Michael Jackson’s last hit?
The floor.

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Ethan P
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Ethan P

Why dont you pick on justin beiber, and leave the dead to rest?

Pritush
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Pritush

I will picking on that boy soon. I am thinking of moving my site to new domain so just waiting for it.

Budding23
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Budding23

So boring and sick the jokes are.

dfsdf
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dfsdf

u know micheal jackson isnt a rapist they just say that

MJ
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MJ

You people are just sad. The dude is dead and you making fun of him. Show him some respect.

Mjsaesome
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Mjsaesome

YO STOP BEING DICKS TO MJ HE WAS THE BEST POP SINGER EVER AND TO PEOPLE WHO ARE FKING IN LOVE WITH JB GO SUCK A DICK CUZ MJ IS WAY BETTER THEN JUSTIN BIEBER!

Pretush
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Pretush

Yes he is, MJ is 1000 time better than Justin bieber,, but these news channel spreading flase news he is child molester and bleached his skin

Happyman
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Happyman

i love mj i respect him and i look up to him he was a genius and i just read these jokes to get good laugh i bet he would laugh at em too at least its better than forgeting he ever existed and those who even compaire beiber fagg with a god of music should die

MJJ
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MJJ

not funny.the man is dead stop making stupid jokes about him.How would you feel if someone you loved died and we made fun of him?would you like it?no.he was not a child molester,and he had Vitiligo.WAKE UP PEOPLE!GO MAKE FUN OF JUSTIN BIEBER!DAMN!
making fun of dead people is not funny.just sick and disgusting.

MJJ<3
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MJJ<3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRey1AfNSS4
you are so damn disrespectable

MJSEXY
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MJSEXY

you fag mj is the sexiest man in the world your just jealous

Lala
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Lala

LOL

Alex O
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Alex O

Some of them were quite funny and creative.  But most of them were EXTREMELY DISRESPECTFUL.  Making jokes about Steve Irwin and Michael Jackson who are dead hero’s for a lot of people.

iLuvYourJokeZz<3
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iLuvYourJokeZz<3

nice jokez i luv em :D <3

deedi
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deedi

How could you make jokes about a dead hero ? 
at least he was better than all of you bastards ! 

Araya
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Araya

Q:Whats the difference between a plastic bag and Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A:one is plastic and is harmful to children, the other just carries things.

Oceanborn_Childe
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Oceanborn_Childe

When Farrah Fawcett died, she wished for all the children of the world to be safe…

So God killed Michael Jackson.

nkhyghjjh
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nkhyghjjh

since micheal jackson was mostly plastic they used his body to make toys so that little children can play with him

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