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9_funny_michael_jackson_your_next.jpg image by funkbutterHe might be dead, but he’ll always be the guy who has just as many jokes as Chuck Norris. Here are some Michael Jackson jokes with a sickening death twist to coincide with his sudden death at the age of 50. Fell free to share more jokes and accused him of being child molester.

What’s white, stiff and cold?
Michael Jackson’s corpse.

How many Michael Jackson’s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zero. Michael Jackson is dead.

How Does Michael Jackson Pick His Nose?
From a catalogue.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
Plastic Bags don’t die.

So.. Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Oh, wait…

What time does Michael Jackson go to bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did Michael Jackson stop breathing?
His nose fell off.

Why does Michael Jackson like 28 year olds?
Because he’s dead.

What do Michael Jackson and the so-called weapons of mass destruction in Iraq share in common?
They both don’t exist.

Michael Jackson is so dead that he hasn’t been this stiff since McCauley Caulkin slept over at Never land Ranch.

Why did Michael Jackson convert to Islam on his deathbed?
He heard he would be greeted in heaven by seventy two year old virgins.

What were Michael Jackson’s last words before he died?
I’m coming baby Jesus!

So… It looks like Michael Jackson was finally arrested
Cardiac arrested!

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the other little boy.

What’s the difference between Steve Irwin and Michael Jackson?
Nothing. They’re both dead.

After hearing Michael Jackson had died, Madeleine McCann has finally come out of hiding.

Disney expressed their sadness over Michael Jackson’s death, and also celebrated that now only Disney movie’s will be the only things to touch children.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson’s corpse and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What was Michael Jackson’s last hit?
The floor.